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Riding Fay was wild!

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

Fay kicked Florida’s ass but somehow missed Tampa Bay.  Conincidence?  Maybe not, if we are as protected here as the Native Americans believed, they who called this area Safe Harbor because hurricanes seemed to venture elsewhere.  I am glad, however, that we don’t live in Melbourne where folks were sloshing around in 24” rain within 36 hours. 

  But a little weather wasn’t going to deter Wayne, Sam, Donna and myself from venturing out onto the Bay in the middle of this tropical storm. 

  Right out of the channel we were swooping into 6 foot crests!  The Bay is choppier than the Gulf, and even a 22 footer might have gotten in real difficulty.  But we had 31 feet to steady us and a solid motor to use when necessary.  Nobody else was crazy enough to be out on the Bay, testing Fay.  No surprise.  Monkeyman Sam helped throw up the jib (mainsail was proving uncontrollable).  Amazingly he maintained  his bare footing no matter how violently we pitched and yawed.  Years of practice.

  Then we freakin’ hauled ass southward and made record time, barely scraping our mast top on the Gandy bridge.  We picked up W’s friend Carol down on Gandy dock.  She showed up with a flask of vodka. A quick squall hit, so Sam and Wayne got completely drenched, but onboard smokers kept puffing, keeping those cherries lit somehow.  

Rolling and rocking like on a wild bronco,  I realized something early on.  Whether I was going to have a good time or a bad time on this trip was entirely dependent on my own frame of mind.  I could feel queasy and reach for the dramamine, or I could relish the elements and the power of Nature and just go with the intensity.  Like Sam and Donna were doing, drinking wine from sippy cups and getting soaked up near the mast.  Glad I didn’t bring the guitar.  That wouldn’t have been too smart under these conditions!  But warm wind and warm water were welcoming, even when crashing straight into my face. I wound up leading some singalongs and giving the ladies neck rubs. 

The trip mellowed into another gorgeous tropical sunset.  One of the fringe benefits of a sky full of changing storm clouds is that the setting sun catches their underbellies.  Photographs don’t do it justice.  But a pair of rose colored shades are highly recommended.  Very trippy!  And I also had a chance to ogle that 70 foot yacht, Golden Lady, as we reentered the harbor.  It’s a real space age beauty.  I’ve been tracking down the owner so I can perform on it!

MC Radiance     http://www.scorpiocraft.com/

Performing on a yacht

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

You ever go on a trip where it seems like Mother Nature is putting on a show just for you?  I went out sailing with Wayne on his yacht the other evening.  I thought there would be 3 of us, but it grew into 7 while I wasn’t looking.  playing on yacht

  On the way out of the channel we got ourselves a dolphin pod escort!  2 adults, and a second pair of adults with a tiny mermaid I mean baby dolphin inbetween.  I want one!  So friggin’ cute.  There wasn’t much of a breeze… but we had a chugging motor.  Everyone started partying pretty hard.  I partied a tad too hard and wound up face down for a while near the mast.  Just zoning out into the gentle rocking of the boat. 

  And speaking of rocking: at the right moment I got up, busted out my Union Jack acoustic and performed for the party for a couple of hours.  Those guys love their Beatles!  So I played British stuff from my showcase, The Python Era. The baked revelers even threw in some singalong background harmonies here and there.  It was a blast. 

Sunset entertainer for yachts, could it be a marketing strategy?  MC Radiance, entertainment for Richard Branson’s yacht.  Toodling around the Caribbean with Mr. Virgin, whaddya think?  (As long as he hooks me up with all the appropriate movers and shakers, of course.)

  While I was busy performing there was an awesome sunset:  the entire fluffy sky turned salmon color.  A dramatic painting, seemingly a response to all the positive energy we were putting out!  And in the east, a row of huge thunderstorms was steadily marching northwards, a safe 15 miles away.  Constant lightning along the horizon, stark against a blackening sky.  (Out on the bay, seems you can see forever.)  Those thunderheads were lit up pink even after the sun was gone, while the cells reflected fiercely on the bay to the east. 

  But then the stormline started drifting our way.  I was getting real nervous.  The other partiers were like “Keep playing!  Nothing to worry about!”  Until some of the lightning began hitting our side of downtown Tampa.  Then the previous captain of the boat overruled the now sloshed current captain.  The storm wind kicked up, we started listing hard. Invigorating!  Soon we were racing our way back to port, trying to race the storm line! 

  Nope, the rain beat us there.

  The captains got totally drenched pulling us into dock.  Downstairs in the hold, there was no ventilation so the rest of us boiled.  Yet by the time we came up for air, the downpour had subsided to a soft warm drizzle, which brought down the temp.  Perfect.  Thanks Mother Nature!

  Other News:  I’ve been recording some comedy improv with buddy Rajabob (Richard Ayers).  I’ve woven it together with some Altered State Radio material off my site.  Some fun results of our collaboration are in the 2 previous posts, below…  Cheers!

  MC Radiance    www.scorpiocraft.com

Ahoy pirate radio fans!

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

There ya are.  I had a feeling you’d track us down.  Throw up a grappling hook and have a cup of tea then!  Whoa, is it 4.20 already?  Time to blast open the walls of your imagination.  Rajabob, load up a neuron bomb for our esteemed victim I mean guest he he he.  A real bunkerbuster this time… 

Meanwhile, welcome to our den of delirium.  Before you escape, we promise to inject your soul with comedy, acting improv and trippy mind theater.  Cuz overboard is the only way to go… Arrgh

MC Radiance      www.scorpiocraft.com